tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-373062942024-03-18T10:47:57.045+01:00DIARIO de un YOGUR Caducado.Soy un YOGUR Caducado, secuestrado en el fondo del frigo de una residencia de estudiantes y convertido en un 'experimento científico' (O eso dicen). A estas alturas ya he adquirido consciencia y todo (Aunque no demasiada, si no me hubiera pensado mejor lo de escribir este Blog).- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.comBlogger861125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-7818198251449229182017-10-08T19:44:00.002+02:002017-10-08T19:44:56.911+02:00¡Y yo con estos... pelos! O_O<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiG1oWFzV8sXSlp1D27lGZKbJcXWWbzzZ-1B4IIcL33pzFOYdOT6gEnloewJc6-3TThghsfRLi2f6WopIfcxCVA2yATh9R2vLGCBlFeoNI145itObNYmy_2W6GxDzfCccVDGQs/s1600/CorteDpelo.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" height="640" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465806362901114562" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiG1oWFzV8sXSlp1D27lGZKbJcXWWbzzZ-1B4IIcL33pzFOYdOT6gEnloewJc6-3TThghsfRLi2f6WopIfcxCVA2yATh9R2vLGCBlFeoNI145itObNYmy_2W6GxDzfCccVDGQs/s640/CorteDpelo.jpg" style="display: block; height: 400px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 270px;" width="432" /></a><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13;">Aparentemente este es un cómic que habla de la afición a las viñetas y de los trabajadores del arte secuencial. <br /><br />Aparentemente. <br /><br />Realmente lo que nos presenta el guionista </span><a href="http://www.pacohernandezs.com/" target="_blank"><b>Paco Hernández</b></a> <span style="color: #274e13;">es una historia hecha de pequeñas historias, de retazos de sentimientos humanos, anhelos, amor, ilusión, falta de comunicación entre las personas... Narra, en definitiva, la travesía de unos personajes que se nos antojan reales (algunos, de hecho, lo son), tridimensionales. <br /><br />A escribir bien se puede aprender, escribir con <i>alma</i> está reservado a unos pocos. Paco es uno de ellos.<br /><br />Por si todavía te quedan dudas antes de agenciarte un ejemplar de <b>THE CARTOONIST</b>, déjame hablarte del otro impilicado en la realización del tebeo.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://danielcardiel.blogspot.com.es/" target="_blank"><b>Daniel Cardiel</b></a><span style="color: #274e13;">, en la que es su primera novela gráfica publicada, nos obsequia con un trabajo artístico que se adivina hecho con mimo y dedicación a la vista de unas páginas rebosantes de dinamismo y energía, con unos dibujos que van de lo aparentemente simple a lo increíblemente detallado, dejándonos no pocas sorpresas escondidas en sus viñetas, lo que supone un genial extra a la lectura del cómic. </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13;">Y, como me siento en deuda con los autores por hacerme pasar un buen rato de agradable lectura, os añado esta imagen que se me ha ocurrido mezclando los personajes del </span><a href="http://diarioyogur.blogspot.com.es/2013/04/rosa-y-javier.html" target="_blank">anterior</a> <span style="color: #274e13;">cómic de Paco (y Jose Ángel Ares) con la portada de Daniel para <b>THE CARTOONIST</b>:</span></span></div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping</div>- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-4048280724392972872014-05-21T21:34:00.000+02:002014-05-21T21:34:17.040+02:00Ahora caigooooo...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> <b>Aunque yo a quien veo <i>entregada</i> es a ella... </b></span></span></span></div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping</div>- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-60809800443131143352014-05-18T23:59:00.003+02:002014-05-21T20:33:41.435+02:00¿Nos vamos de SA'FAT'RI?<div style="text-align: center;">
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping</div>- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-24702480937270230852014-01-01T10:58:00.002+01:002014-01-01T15:46:18.235+01:00Los Vengadores también celebran el AÑO NUEVO.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><i style="color: #274e13;">Tampoco es muy distinto a como terminan muchas fiestas, ¿no?. </i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><i style="color: #274e13;">Aunque, bueno, ellos tienen un Hulk </i><span style="color: #cc0000;">:P</span></b></span></div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping</div>- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-32255084265511902192013-06-30T10:42:00.004+02:002013-06-30T10:57:50.552+02:00Americanos y gallegos.<div style="text-align: center;">
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping</div>- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.com44tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-76083633918793441522013-06-24T09:22:00.002+02:002013-06-24T09:36:42.874+02:00El cruel destino de las princesas Disney.<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Y no creo que <b>Batman</b> esté pensando en darles clases de natación sincronizada,...</span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">...aunque igual les enseña a <b>cabalgar</b>...</span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">...completa e irremediablemente del trabajo en <a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fimo_(pasta_moldeable)">fimo</a> (arcilla del polímero) de <a href="http://buzhandmade.deviantart.com/"><b>BUZHANDMADE</b></a>. <span style="color: #cc0000;"><b></b></span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">El mayor enemigo de la Sirenita es el <a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis">Manneken Pis</a>. </span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Pero tú tranquilo, chavalote, que sólo te ha visto toda la audiencia del informativo <span style="color: #990000;"><b>XD</b></span></span></span></div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping</div>- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-82150395522468306422013-05-19T22:21:00.003+02:002013-05-19T22:21:31.234+02:00Nivel de seguridad: GANDALF.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping</div>- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-61687241294849577372013-05-19T21:46:00.000+02:002013-05-19T22:11:45.327+02:00¡Estoy CHISTÉrico!<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b><span style="background-color: #ffe599;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- ¿Tú sabes en qué se diferencian una zanahoria y una polla?.<br /><span style="color: #660000;">- No.</span><br />- Pues ten cuidado con lo que comes.</span> </span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="background-color: #ffe599;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br /><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="color: #660000;">- Hola guapa, ¿cuántos años tienes?.</span><br />- ¿Cuántos me echas?.<br /><span style="color: #660000;">- Primero dime tu edad, no seas tan guarra por favor. Después te respondo a eso.</span></span></span></span></b></div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping</div>- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-83465529684998948242013-05-19T12:41:00.003+02:002013-05-19T22:13:22.431+02:00Vete llamando al hada de los dientes...<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">...o al <span style="background-color: #d9ead3;"><a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratoncito_P%C3%A9rez"><b><i>Ratoncito Pérez</i></b></a></span>, que tienen trabajo...</span></span></div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping</div>- YOGUR -http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118564143426680111noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37306294.post-15236293826365803292013-05-12T10:35:00.002+02:002013-05-12T15:16:34.541+02:00Dar más del 100%<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">¿Qué significa el 100%? <br /><br />¿Qué es <b>dar MÁS del 100%</b>? <br /><br />¿Alguna vez te preguntaste cómo son esas personas que dicen que dan MÁS del 100%?<br /><br />A continuación muestro una simple fórmula matemática que puede ayudar a responder a estas cuestiones. La siguiente tabla le da un porcentaje numérico a las letras de nuestro alfabeto:<br /><br />A = 1<br />B = 2<br />C = 3<br />D = 4<br />E = 5<br />F = 6<br />G = 7<br />H = 8<br />I = 9<br />J = 10<br />K = 11<br />L = 12<br />M = 13<br />N = 14<br />Ñ = 15<br />O = 16<br />P = 17<br />Q = 18<br />R = 19<br />S = 20<br />T = 21<br />U = 22<br />V = 23<br />W = 24<br />X = 25<br />Y = 26<br />Z = 27<br /><br />En base a esto podemos deducir lo siguiente sobre algunas actitudes o acciones utilizadas comúnmente en las actividades laborales:<br /><br /><b>T-R-A-B-A-J-A-R</b>: 21+19+1+2+1+10+1+19= <b>74% </b><br /><br /><b>S-A-B-I-D-U-R-I-A</b>: 20+1+2+9+4+22+19+1= <b>78% </b><br /><br /><b>D-E-C-I-S-I-O-N</b>: 4+5+3+9+20+9+16+14= <b>80%</b> <br /><br /><b>I-N-I-C-I-A-T-I-V-A</b>: 9+14+9+3+9+1+21+9+23+1= <b>99%</b> <br /><br /><b>D-E-S-E-M-P-E-Ñ-O</b>: 4+5+20+5+13+17+5+15+16= <b>100%</b> <br /><br />Por otro lado:<br /><br /><b>L-A-M-E-C-U-L-O-S</b>: 12+1+13+5+3+22+12+16+20= <span style="background-color: #b6d7a8;"><b>104%</b></span> <br /><br /><b>I-N-Ú-T-I-L-E-S</b>: 9+14+22+21+9+12+5+20= <span style="background-color: #b6d7a8;"><b>112%</b></span> <br /><br /><b>M-E-N-T-I-R-O-S-O-S</b>: 13+5+14+21+9+19+16+20+16+20=<b> <span style="background-color: #b6d7a8;">153%</span></b> <br /><br /><b>C-O-R-R-U-P-T-O-S</b>: 3+16+19+19+22+17+21+16+20= <b><span style="background-color: #b6d7a8;">153% </span></b><br /><br /><b>S-I-N-V-E-R-G-Ü-E-N-Z-A-S</b>: 20+9+14+5+19+7+22+5+14+27+1+20= <span style="background-color: #b6d7a8;"><b>163%</b></span> <br /><br /><i>MORALEJA:</i><br /><br />Según esta teoría podemos afirmar que es matemáticamente cierto que en algunos lugares como la ESPAÑA actual:<br /><br />- No es aconsejable TRABAJAR, tener SABIDURÍA, tener DECISIÓN e INICIATIVA y un buen DESEMPEÑO porque sólo te llevan, como mucho, al 100%.<br /><br />- <b>Están más valorados los LAMECULOS, INÚTILES, MENTIROSOS, CORRUPTOS y SINVERGÜENZAS porque sobrepasan con creces el 100%. </b></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Así es como me lo habían enseñado a mi. </span></b></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Aquí cada cual tiene sus filias y sus fobias y el compañero <a href="http://eltete.blogspot.com.es/"><b>Tete</b></a> manifestó hace tiempo una querencia muy particular por las señoritas de cabello rubio dotadas de un busto generoso (lo que viene siendo una RUBIA CON LAS TETAS GORDAS de toda la vida <span style="color: #660000;"><b>:P</b></span>)</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Hace ya 5 años se creó esta '<a href="http://diarioyogur.blogspot.com.es/2010/05/celebrando-el-no-dia-de-las-rubias-con.html">festividad</a>' consistente principalmente en mostrar unas cuantas imágenes aludiendo al tema. Por despiste no siempre se ha celebrado por este blog... pero hoy si. </span></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i><span style="color: #274e13;">(Una 'Marilyn' <b>Power Girl</b>, por <b>Franchesco!</b>)</span></i></span></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Va para ti, <b>Tete</b> <b><span style="color: #660000;">;)</span></b></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><u><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/418261048259713/451135818305569/?ref=notif&notif_t=plan_mall_activity">Sigue el evento por facebook</a></u></span></span></i><b><span style="color: #660000;"> </span></b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13;">(Se aceptan propuestas para otras celebraciones 'a la carta'<span style="font-size: x-small;"> </span><span style="color: #660000;"><b>:D</b></span>)</span></span></span><br />
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